








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 474 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1944 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,598 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1673 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1023 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 764 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1138 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $510,438 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #17 | Jian Jinhai | 45% | 11 |
| #18 | Hyde | 45% | 31 |
| #19 | Munnbag | 33% | 9 |
| #20 | sKy` | 31% | 13 |
| #21 | S7VEN | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | choppers | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Michel | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | HARRIS [PMA] | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | umer | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | HUNA | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | choppers | 279 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | umer | 161 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | HARRIS [PMA] | 152 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #4 | Hyde | 87 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | ✪ Akame <3 | 77 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elysian | +3.33 | 79 | 58 |
| #2 | hej | +3.04 | 75 | 64 |
| #3 | OPJames | +1.77 | 76 | 71 |
| #4 | sKy` | +1.59 | 90 | 59 |
| #5 | BLUEVINDER | +1.38 | 71 | 52 |





