








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 23 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
695 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,433 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 494 | 34% |
| Smokes | 280 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 440 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 219 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $238,148 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chroy | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | adrian | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | Woodster | 50% | 24 |
| #4 | Spikeupine | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chroy | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | adrian | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | Woodster | 50% | 24 |
| #4 | Spikeupine | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Woodster | 50 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | Spikeupine | 19 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | adrian | 14 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #4 | Chroy | 7 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adrian | +3.55 | 81 | 60 |
| #2 | E1k3n | +1.12 | 75 | 56 |
| #3 | Chroy | +0.67 | 78 | 39 |
| #4 | Woodster | -0.51 | 55 | 76 |
| #5 | Spikeupine | -1.94 | 44 | 61 |





