








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 522 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 196 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2882 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,061 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3755 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3356 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3091 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2859 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $998,621 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 171 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | E11ve | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | dreven | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | Homeboy37 | 58% | 55 |
| #4 | E1k3n | 50% | 24 |
| #5 | Spikeupine | 50% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Homeboy37 | 223 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | Spikeupine | 223 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| #3 | Fishy | 80 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | E1k3n | 73 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | dreven | 60 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dreven | +5.01 | 80 | 73 |
| #2 | E11ve | +3.45 | 74 | 66 |
| #3 | Homeboy37 | +2.51 | 65 | 69 |
| #4 | E1k3n | +2.31 | 78 | 52 |
| #5 | Spikeupine | +0.21 | 51 | 59 |





