








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
69 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 177 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 42 | 24% |
| Smokes | 80 | 45% |
| HE Grenades | 29 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 26 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $30,707 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DECKER | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Rickut | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | n1ghto ツ | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | atmosphere | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | d1stant | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atmosphere | 1 | 0.0108 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d1stant | 20 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #2 | atmosphere | 9 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #3 | n1ghto ツ | 9 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #4 | Rickut | 9 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #5 | DECKER | 5 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n1ghto ツ | +5.48 | 77 | 58 |
| #2 | Rickut | +4.18 | 68 | 74 |
| #3 | atmosphere | +1.48 | 39 | 60 |
| #4 | d1stant | +0.27 | 69 | 60 |
| #5 | Patchy | -0.63 | 38 | 50 |





