








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 494 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 203 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2065 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,175 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 788 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1256 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1402 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 729 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $810,821 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Maverick | 45% | 128 |
| #7 | fl1ppermouz | 44% | 109 |
| #8 | Plons | 43% | 122 |
| #9 | алина | 43% | 40 |
| #10 | DaniASDF | 32% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fl1ppermouz | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Stoja | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | алина | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | DaniASDF | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Maverick | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maverick | 252 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | BobbyK | 161 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | fl1ppermouz | 128 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Plons | 115 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | ChrisW | 106 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Klipse | +3.53 | 71 | 49 |
| #2 | Stoja | +1.69 | 42 | 61 |
| #3 | ChrisW | +0.62 | 58 | 64 |
| #4 | stcdv | +0.42 | 49 | 38 |
| #5 | алина | +0.39 | 67 | 32 |





