








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 229 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 234 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1912 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,887 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1335 | 14% |
| Smokes | 3600 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 3098 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1854 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,739,010 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 204 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stoja | 52% | 130 |
| #2 | ChrisW | 51% | 102 |
| #3 | Maverick | 49% | 125 |
| #4 | BobbyK | 48% | 118 |
| #5 | stcdv | 43% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stcdv | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Stoja | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | BobbyK | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | fl1ppermouz | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Maverick | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChrisW | 311 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | BobbyK | 284 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | Maverick | 250 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | алина | 203 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | fl1ppermouz | 197 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stoja | +2.80 | 42 | 60 |
| #2 | stcdv | +1.40 | 52 | 42 |
| #3 | Maverick | +1.30 | 36 | 69 |
| #4 | ChrisW | +1.20 | 62 | 65 |
| #5 | BobbyK | +0.36 | 52 | 68 |





