








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 650 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 303 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 123 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2588 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,195 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1680 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1913 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2708 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1894 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,541,188 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 251 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atrais kredits | 66% | 32 |
| #2 | hexagram | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | kajelz | 55% | 74 |
| #4 | galvsitis | 55% | 71 |
| #5 | lafla | 51% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lafla | 23 | 0.0147 |
| #2 | NemaiN Janka | 14 | 0.0101 |
| #3 | galvsitis | 12 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | tava mamma | 10 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | ZintsPimpsDesmaizit | 8 | 0.0195 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hexagram | +4.12 | 81 | 60 |
| #2 | shaavejs | +3.84 | 69 | 62 |
| #3 | ZintsPimpsDesmaizit | +3.43 | 81 | 48 |
| #4 | kajelz | +3.22 | 68 | 60 |
| #5 | lafla | +2.58 | 77 | 53 |





