








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 876 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
4378 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,871 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2540 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2371 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1893 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2067 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $623,774 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jori | 76% | 17 |
| #2 | m4SI | 68% | 71 |
| #3 | Jarza | 60% | 109 |
| #4 | Godsane | 56% | 132 |
| #5 | ✪DON | 54% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jori | 76% | 17 |
| #2 | m4SI | 68% | 71 |
| #3 | Jarza | 60% | 109 |
| #4 | Godsane | 56% | 132 |
| #5 | ✪DON | 54% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Godsane | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Jarza | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | jori | 2 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jarza | 390 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | Godsane | 389 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | m4SI | 322 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #4 | jori | 47 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | ✪DON | 30 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roberto | +3.24 | 86 | 57 |
| #2 | Jarza | +1.59 | 82 | 60 |
| #3 | Godsane | -0.02 | 86 | 51 |
| #4 | ✪DON | -0.60 | 77 | 65 |
| #5 | m4SI | -0.73 | 61 | 67 |





