








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 93 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
307 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,709 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 277 | 10% |
| Smokes | 889 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 935 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 608 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $416,827 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Photaque | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | tiirikka v2 | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | Ajrew | 52% | 88 |
| #4 | Matte | 49% | 87 |
| #5 | Riba | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ady | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Matte | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Aran | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Photaque | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Riba | 2 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ady | 281 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | Ajrew | 129 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Matte | 99 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Riba | 47 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | Photaque | 43 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ajrew | +4.88 | 74 | 62 |
| #2 | Ady | +4.71 | 85 | 59 |
| #3 | Imppp | +3.44 | 42 | 34 |
| #4 | tiirikka v2 | +1.61 | 29 | 50 |
| #5 | Riba | +0.54 | 60 | 54 |





