








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
445 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 990 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 168 | 17% |
| Smokes | 138 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 308 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 376 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $286,458 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gotcha_Hype | 11 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | EvaldasOfRivia | 9 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | Squicky | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | meetho2GO | 2 | 0.0145 |
| #5 | bb-x | 1 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gotcha_Hype | 140 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | EvaldasOfRivia | 139 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | bb-x | 19 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | BlekSpooderman2GO | 19 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Squicky | 17 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BlekSpooderman2GO | +3.69 | 91 | 53 |
| #2 | Gotcha_Hype | +2.85 | 80 | 65 |
| #3 | bb-x | +1.48 | 70 | 41 |
| #4 | EvaldasOfRivia | +0.67 | 79 | 51 |
| #5 | Squicky | +0.26 | 46 | 20 |





