








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 725 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 516 matches | ||
| Wingman | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




116 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7503 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,057 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8369 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6882 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6877 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6929 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,197,321 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2072 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BingletonCoochiesmith | 53% | 118 |
| #2 | Blxnk | 50% | 155 |
| #3 | TheNineToFive | 50% | 165 |
| #4 | DrugPeek | 49% | 320 |
| #5 | Father Godwin | 49% | 490 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrugPeek | 38 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Father Godwin | 29 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Astonishing D | 27 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | Blxnk | 24 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | TheNineToFive | 18 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrugPeek | 926 | 0.14 | 22 min |
| #2 | Father Godwin | 759 | 0.08 | 19 min |
| #3 | Astonishing D | 753 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #4 | Blxnk | 665 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #5 | BingletonCoochiesmith | 509 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blxnk | +2.23 | 73 | 72 |
| #2 | DrugPeek | +1.86 | 58 | 62 |
| #3 | Void | +0.84 | 82 | 72 |
| #4 | Father Godwin | +0.45 | 64 | 60 |
| #5 | Day | +0.41 | 67 | 64 |





