








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 593 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 122 matches | ||
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7003 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,393 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2464 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2627 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2623 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2679 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,166,096 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 245 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :) | 71% | 45 |
| #2 | Cvele | 68% | 31 |
| #3 | StrangerDanger | 67% | 83 |
| #4 | pašteta | 61% | 33 |
| #5 | Luka ツ | 60% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Mot1on | 11 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | Luka ツ | 9 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | VuLV4 ツ | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | DJ_BLYATMAN | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | StrangerDanger | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zuusie ๑ﭥ | +4.68 | 91 | 61 |
| #2 | ✪ Mot1on | +3.86 | 93 | 73 |
| #3 | :) | +2.09 | 85 | 64 |
| #4 | Luka ツ | +1.78 | 72 | 46 |
| #5 | Cvele | -0.23 | 80 | 57 |





