








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 354 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Faceit | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2786 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,724 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1444 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1516 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1184 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1580 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $951,920 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jerco | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | StrangerDanger | 55% | 85 |
| #3 | zuusie ๑ﭥ | 52% | 117 |
| #4 | Luka ツ | 49% | 156 |
| #5 | DJ_BLYATMAN | 45% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zuusie ๑ﭥ | +6.27 | 92 | 66 |
| #2 | Luka ツ | +2.21 | 76 | 39 |
| #3 | StrangerDanger | +0.52 | 63 | 39 |
| #4 | VuLV4 ツ | +0.01 | 71 | 48 |
| #5 | DJ_BLYATMAN | -2.44 | 32 | 44 |





