








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2261 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 296 matches | 2,146 | |
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3654 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,875 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4420 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4566 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3319 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3570 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $901,038 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 652 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Franku | 55% | 33 |
| #6 | Gnico0 | 54% | 85 |
| #7 | Sherminator | 50% | 18 |
| #8 | Kripps | 50% | 34 |
| #9 | . | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Franku | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Frippen | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Sherminator | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Franku | 232 | 0.37 | 5 min |
| #2 | Kripps | 114 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | Frippen | 104 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | MiniMaleN | 69 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | . | 69 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matte | +2.02 | 61 | 72 |
| #2 | Franku | +1.23 | 68 | 52 |
| #3 | Sherminator | +1.13 | 63 | 68 |
| #4 | Kripps | +0.88 | 61 | 67 |
| #5 | Gnico0 | +0.76 | 64 | 33 |





