








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 109 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 19 matches | 1,789 | |
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
332 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,490 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 782 | 52% |
| Smokes | 422 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 193 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 93 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $37,332 of utility $49 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Kripps | 64% | 14 |
| #4 | mullboy | 64% | 11 |
| #5 | Matte | 55% | 33 |
| #6 | M y R u | 0% | 3 |
| #7 | Sherminator | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mullboy | 1 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mullboy | +3.05 | 62 | 74 |
| #2 | Matte | +2.97 | 54 | 72 |
| #3 | Kripps | +2.04 | 71 | 50 |
| #4 | Franku | +0.91 | 66 | 51 |
| #5 | Sherminator | +0.21 | 83 | 36 |





