








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 209 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 188 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3567 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,938 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2971 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2961 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2947 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2059 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $725,380 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1477 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i hate dust2 | 58% | 178 |
| #2 | Micky The Lad | 54% | 37 |
| #3 | multiplood | 54% | 203 |
| #4 | Oh A Shoey | 52% | 60 |
| #5 | 910234 | 51% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i hate dust2 | 10 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | 910234 | 8 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | multiplood | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Micky The Lad | 7 | 0.0094 |
| #5 | Oh A Shoey | 6 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i hate dust2 | 428 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #2 | 910234 | 264 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | Oh A Shoey | 144 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | multiplood | 143 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #5 | Bert | 73 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i hate dust2 | +2.58 | 76 | 68 |
| #2 | blooprint | +2.38 | 67 | 59 |
| #3 | 910234 | +0.72 | 59 | 51 |
| #4 | さくら | +0.63 | 64 | 10 |
| #5 | multiplood | -0.17 | 63 | 33 |





