








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 19 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
185 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,099 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 211 | 19% |
| Smokes | 253 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 358 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 277 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $78,406 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 不hehe | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | DenniSzzz -A- | 70% | 23 |
| #3 | Exzel | 67% | 27 |
| #4 | Allen | 66% | 32 |
| #5 | rico | 65% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Exzel | 67% | 27 |
| #4 | Allen | 66% | 32 |
| #5 | rico | 65% | 17 |
| #6 | Casual Player I67 hehe | 64% | 33 |
| #7 | ProNoob_AhBuu | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Exzel | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | rico | 2 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | DenniSzzz -A- | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DenniSzzz -A- | 130 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| #2 | Allen | 113 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | Exzel | 81 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | Casual Player I67 hehe | 67 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | rico | 39 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rico | +6.39 | 95 | 47 |
| #2 | 不hehe | +4.96 | 82 | 48 |
| #3 | DenniSzzz -A- | +3.07 | 81 | 77 |
| #4 | Exzel | +0.79 | 63 | 63 |
| #5 | Allen | -0.02 | 59 | 54 |





