








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 112 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 270 matches | ||
| Faceit | 89 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2735 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,214 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3440 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3657 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4869 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1248 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $892,981 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 251 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Santtu | 58% | 38 |
| #2 | Style | 51% | 108 |
| #3 | Elnelia | 44% | 34 |
| #4 | nuba | 44% | 71 |
| #5 | vellu mårt | 43% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Style | 51% | 108 |
| #3 | Elnelia | 44% | 34 |
| #4 | nuba | 44% | 71 |
| #5 | vellu mårt | 43% | 161 |
| #6 | Vilburren | 42% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vellu mårt | 10 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | nuba | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Style | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Vilburren | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Santtu | 3 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vellu mårt | 354 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | nuba | 294 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #3 | Vilburren | 166 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Style | 149 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | Santtu | 74 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuba | +2.05 | 48 | 77 |
| #2 | Santtu | +1.18 | 46 | 63 |
| #3 | Style | +1.08 | 44 | 58 |
| #4 | ★Temzii★ | -0.10 | 36 | 59 |
| #5 | vellu mårt | -1.39 | 16 | 45 |





