








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1005 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 247 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3433 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,677 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4939 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3627 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4209 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3902 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,091,169 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crouchp33k | 57% | 60 |
| #2 | SNAASI | 56% | 43 |
| #3 | Nänhäri | 56% | 27 |
| #4 | BOT NÄNNIPIHAN KEISARI | 55% | 49 |
| #5 | KioskNiko | 51% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wuppa | 546 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #2 | Spuffy | 356 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| #3 | nimble | 300 | 0.30 | 10 min |
| #4 | crouchp33k | 230 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | KioskNiko | 204 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spuffy | +2.35 | 83 | 68 |
| #2 | Wuppa | +1.46 | 69 | 70 |
| #3 | k0nsta | +1.42 | 72 | 54 |
| #4 | Nänhäri | +1.19 | 76 | 80 |
| #5 | KioskNiko | +1.14 | 60 | 71 |





