








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 121 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 195 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2102 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,402 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2991 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2738 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3183 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1490 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,051,606 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 334 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | afro | 67% | 24 |
| #2 | SkaņaTekila | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | szsmix | 54% | 216 |
| #4 | Richi_ | 51% | 256 |
| #5 | cat | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | afro | 67% | 24 |
| #2 | SkaņaTekila | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | szsmix | 54% | 216 |
| #4 | Richi_ | 51% | 256 |
| #5 | cat | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Richi_ | 12 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | szsmix | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | SkaņaTekila | 5 | 0.0133 |
| #4 | cat | 5 | 0.0151 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szsmix | 574 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #2 | Richi_ | 258 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #3 | afro | 82 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | cat | 20 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | SkaņaTekila | 18 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szsmix | +3.70 | 76 | 65 |
| #2 | afro | +1.32 | 80 | 54 |
| #3 | SkaņaTekila | +0.29 | 88 | 58 |
| #4 | Richi_ | +0.12 | 55 | 62 |
| #5 | cat | -0.51 | 67 | 47 |





