








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 923 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 378 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8213 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,738 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7707 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7062 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6238 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6731 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,007,072 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Malibu I♿I⛟I♿I⛟I♿I⛟ | 61% | 61 |
| #2 | HooD<3 | 60% | 60 |
| #3 | KRJ | 56% | 41 |
| #4 | KoNo ☕ | 56% | 45 |
| #5 | Andi | 55% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HooD<3 | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | KoNo ☕ | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Burden | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Kaljakeisari | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | punis | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nani | 1073 | 0.20 | 30 min |
| #2 | Burden | 403 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #3 | Kaljakeisari | 336 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #4 | punis | 317 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #5 | REIJJO | 288 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lil Duku√ | +3.14 | 82 | 75 |
| #2 | KRJ | +2.96 | 74 | 71 |
| #3 | KoNo ☕ | +2.24 | 79 | 71 |
| #4 | Kurmu | +1.73 | 76 | 68 |
| #5 | REIJJO | +1.36 | 47 | 68 |





