








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2016 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 755 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 188 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7045 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,435 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12144 | 32% |
| Smokes | 11298 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 8909 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6084 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,028,374 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 395 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fabian=) | 54% | 54 |
| #2 | K2 - MY CARRY ^^ | 49% | 74 |
| #3 | 𝚒𝚖𝚌𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚋𝚎 | 47% | 204 |
| #4 | BusigaBrunaTummen | 43% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fabian=) | 54% | 54 |
| #2 | K2 - MY CARRY ^^ | 49% | 74 |
| #3 | 𝚒𝚖𝚌𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚋𝚎 | 47% | 204 |
| #4 | BusigaBrunaTummen | 43% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝚒𝚖𝚌𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚋𝚎 | 16 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | BusigaBrunaTummen | 8 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Fabian=) | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | K2 - MY CARRY ^^ | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝚒𝚖𝚌𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚋𝚎 | 413 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #2 | Fabian=) | 182 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | BusigaBrunaTummen | 147 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | K2 - MY CARRY ^^ | 88 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fabian=) | +1.01 | 59 | 50 |
| #2 | K2 - MY CARRY ^^ | +0.98 | 72 | 55 |
| #3 | ♚ Spliche ♚ | +0.38 | 56 | 78 |
| #4 | 𝚒𝚖𝚌𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚋𝚎 | +0.28 | 64 | 66 |
| #5 | BusigaBrunaTummen | -1.06 | 48 | 67 |





