








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 369 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 261 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4533 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,483 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4572 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4394 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3963 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4554 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $924,411 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 626 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | CNR | 57% | 75 |
| #4 | ✪ BEA$TY | 54% | 46 |
| #5 | Jarad | 47% | 53 |
| #6 | crazyninja | 43% | 28 |
| #7 | Wenglos | 38% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CNR | 12 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | ✪ BEA$TY | 5 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | crazyninja | 5 | 0.0086 |
| #4 | ✪ Bremer | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Jarad | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jarad | +2.92 | 61 | 64 |
| #2 | ✪ Bremer | +2.65 | 78 | 65 |
| #3 | crazyninja | +2.59 | 62 | 43 |
| #4 | CNR | +1.91 | 74 | 71 |
| #5 | ✪ BEA$TY | +1.71 | 64 | 64 |





