








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 639 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Renown | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Esplay | 12 matches | 1,756 | |
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3873 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,238 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7450 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7043 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6914 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6831 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $860,324 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 316 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T0be | 50% | 56 |
| #2 | crito | 49% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T0be | 50% | 56 |
| #2 | crito | 49% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T0be | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T0be | 167 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | crito | 144 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T0be | +1.22 | 73 | 73 |
| #2 | Doo3ie | -0.12 | 50 | 76 |
| #3 | crito | -1.13 | 56 | 66 |





