








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 130 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 287 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2271 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,989 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3981 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4054 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3376 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3578 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $790,661 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 335 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inzita | 52% | 67 |
| #2 | GhOsT | 51% | 69 |
| #3 | f0rtunEc00kiE | 48% | 46 |
| #4 | SillaroN | 48% | 40 |
| #5 | Im Trash | 47% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GhOsT | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | SkoobyDooby | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Gasse | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Im Trash | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Jaau | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Im Trash | 669 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #2 | SkoobyDooby | 281 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | Jaau | 165 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | GhOsT | 131 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | f0rtunEc00kiE | 129 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkoobyDooby | +0.64 | 66 | 68 |
| #2 | SillaroN | +0.50 | 75 | 65 |
| #3 | Jaau | +0.37 | 65 | 57 |
| #4 | Gasse | +0.15 | 56 | 52 |
| #5 | f0rtunEc00kiE | +0.13 | 42 | 63 |





