








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 356 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3555 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,312 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4438 | 43% |
| Smokes | 3027 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1301 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1546 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $384,989 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 205 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rekad | 47% | 157 |
| #2 | Jaau | 46% | 148 |
| #3 | SkoobyDooby | 46% | 209 |
| #4 | f0rtunEc00kiE | 44% | 115 |
| #5 | Gasse | 41% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inzita | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | GhOsT | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | f0rtunEc00kiE | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Jaau | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Gasse | 4 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rekad | 585 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | SkoobyDooby | 477 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #3 | f0rtunEc00kiE | 388 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #4 | GhOsT | 261 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | Jaau | 232 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaau | +0.83 | 69 | 60 |
| #2 | SkoobyDooby | +0.48 | 64 | 69 |
| #3 | Inzita | +0.26 | 48 | 60 |
| #4 | f0rtunEc00kiE | +0.13 | 46 | 59 |
| #5 | Gasse | -0.04 | 57 | 50 |





