








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 103 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2197 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,568 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1008 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1426 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1065 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1069 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,063,453 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f0rtunEc00kiE | 47% | 68 |
| #2 | rekad | 47% | 88 |
| #3 | GhOsT | 46% | 71 |
| #4 | SkoobyDooby | 46% | 104 |
| #5 | Inzita | 43% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GhOsT | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Jaau | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Im Trash | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | SkoobyDooby | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Inzita | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Im Trash | 526 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | rekad | 317 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | SkoobyDooby | 260 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | f0rtunEc00kiE | 234 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | GhOsT | 126 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaau | +1.04 | 65 | 61 |
| #2 | Inzita | +0.46 | 44 | 58 |
| #3 | SkoobyDooby | +0.22 | 64 | 68 |
| #4 | f0rtunEc00kiE | +0.07 | 48 | 61 |
| #5 | Gasse | +0.04 | 56 | 50 |





