








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 318 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4002 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,883 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4984 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3544 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4120 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3235 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,555,023 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 796 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | YOUxKNOWxWHO | 34% | 44 |
| #12 | Tidal_Wave | 34% | 47 |
| #13 | Glenn | 33% | 64 |
| #14 | Gaybraham Twinkhon | 28% | 32 |
| #15 | Mayhem ツ | 16% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sewer Mermaid | +2.15 | 71 | 64 |
| #2 | paz | +2.06 | 61 | 61 |
| #3 | Seogrith | +1.72 | 54 | 68 |
| #4 | Tidal_Wave | +1.34 | 68 | 65 |
| #5 | Glenn | +0.52 | 68 | 46 |





