








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 665 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 402 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3977 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,912 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5486 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4462 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4531 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3433 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $776,808 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 256 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trump | 56% | 27 |
| #2 | jopcikam D | 55% | 29 |
| #3 | Bayraktar | 55% | 109 |
| #4 | mercure | 53% | 346 |
| #5 | Nikita | 52% | 391 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | mercure | 53% | 346 |
| #5 | Nikita | 52% | 391 |
| #6 | Mākonīc | 50% | 138 |
| #7 | Jei eM By | 50% | 292 |
| #8 | Levelīna | 42% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jei eM By | 36 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Nikita | 26 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | mercure | 14 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Bayraktar | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | jopcikam D | 4 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jei eM By | 873 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #2 | mercure | 536 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| #3 | Nikita | 241 | 0.03 | 6 min |
| #4 | Mākonīc | 162 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | Levelīna | 96 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jopcikam D | +4.05 | 69 | 63 |
| #2 | mercure | +3.38 | 63 | 58 |
| #3 | Trump | +0.57 | 46 | 55 |
| #4 | McAston | +0.33 | 61 | 68 |
| #5 | Nikita | +0.27 | 51 | 53 |





