








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 442 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September






The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




99 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3272 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,044 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2440 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1763 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1886 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 955 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,035,616 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 425 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | â•⃤ roach | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | mommy | 66% | 94 |
| #3 | z0rgan | 66% | 35 |
| #4 | ClaireBear♡420 | 58% | 202 |
| #5 | ask me about my skogg collection | 52% | 248 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mommy | +5.59 | 84 | 39 |
| #2 | z0rgan | +2.64 | 75 | 55 |
| #3 | â•⃤ roach | +1.58 | 71 | 42 |
| #4 | ask me about my skogg collection | +1.38 | 79 | 39 |
| #5 | Tanner's Mom | +1.15 | 67 | 25 |





