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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 553 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 242 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




125 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11179 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,101 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9488 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7183 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 11565 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 8865 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,213,211 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2819 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JohnPenis (based god) | 73% | 88 |
| #2 | Freya | 66% | 67 |
| #3 | bunger | 65% | 103 |
| #4 | ♥ no u ♥ | 64% | 233 |
| #5 | Minecraft Piggy Toy | 62% | 635 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | bunger | 65% | 103 |
| #4 | ♥ no u ♥ | 64% | 233 |
| #5 | Minecraft Piggy Toy | 62% | 635 |
| #6 | avrenim | 61% | 700 |
| #7 | jordillini | 54% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | avrenim | 87 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | Minecraft Piggy Toy | 35 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | JohnPenis (based god) | 14 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | bunger | 13 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | ♥ no u ♥ | 12 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Minecraft Piggy Toy | 1526 | 0.12 | 34 min |
| #2 | ♥ no u ♥ | 871 | 0.19 | 22 min |
| #3 | avrenim | 669 | 0.05 | 19 min |
| #4 | bunger | 202 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | Freya | 172 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | avrenim | +2.86 | 76 | 37 |
| #2 | z0rgan | +1.82 | 71 | 62 |
| #3 | Minecraft Piggy Toy | +1.13 | 77 | 51 |
| #4 | ♥ no u ♥ | -0.06 | 73 | 60 |
| #5 | JohnPenis (based god) | -0.11 | 78 | 33 |





