








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1569 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 368 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 179 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3460 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,321 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3127 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4058 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3312 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2824 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,373,219 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 234 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TanTos | 58% | 92 |
| #2 | Farid Flashbang | 57% | 70 |
| #3 | Insane Goddy | 54% | 26 |
| #4 | Musaby | 54% | 26 |
| #5 | .Empty | 52% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Kailon | 46% | 94 |
| #10 | Toodels | 44% | 27 |
| #11 | M!xxed.^' | 43% | 115 |
| #12 | Smacks | 41% | 34 |
| #13 | krY | 29% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Talahon | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Farid Flashbang | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | M!xxed.^' | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Egon Kowalski | 5 | 0.0117 |
| #5 | Kailon | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M!xxed.^' | 297 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | TanTos | 236 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | Farid Flashbang | 179 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | Meister Fynk | 149 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kailon | 99 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Farid Flashbang | +2.35 | 52 | 59 |
| #2 | Talahon | +1.99 | 65 | 43 |
| #3 | Egon Kowalski | +1.33 | 68 | 56 |
| #4 | .Empty | +0.92 | 61 | 49 |
| #5 | krY | +0.90 | 74 | 59 |





