








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 831 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 879 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 135 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6310 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,044 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2654 | 11% |
| Smokes | 5398 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 10049 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 5943 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,720,001 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6788 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Farid Flashbang | 58% | 65 |
| #2 | OG.VANILLA | 50% | 120 |
| #3 | Talahon | 50% | 150 |
| #4 | Meister Fynk | 49% | 86 |
| #5 | Fxb1 ♿ | 48% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Talahon | 10 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Smacks | 8 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | OG.VANILLA | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Farid Flashbang | 6 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Meister Fynk | 5 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dredd | 191 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | Farid Flashbang | 167 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Meister Fynk | 163 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | OG.VANILLA | 155 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Talahon | 117 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Farid Flashbang | +3.86 | 54 | 64 |
| #2 | Talahon | +2.90 | 66 | 43 |
| #3 | Meister Fynk | +1.34 | 48 | 53 |
| #4 | OG.VANILLA | +0.37 | 30 | 53 |
| #5 | Fxb1 ♿ | +0.29 | 14 | 20 |





