








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1458 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 316 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 39 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 136 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8627 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,568 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13874 | 34% |
| Smokes | 12068 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 9045 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5581 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,554,692 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 419 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pandar the Destroyer | 1385 | 0.15 | 29 min |
| #2 | slaytr | 758 | 0.24 | 20 min |
| #3 | Jenna Ortega With A Shotgun | 688 | 0.24 | 18 min |
| #4 | disfuntion | 627 | 0.05 | 17 min |
| #5 | cуρh☈ ツ | 580 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phunk | +2.69 | 58 | 67 |
| #2 | Pandar the Destroyer | +0.92 | 53 | 58 |
| #3 | Noodle | +0.83 | 54 | 70 |
| #4 | getDERANKED | +0.80 | 50 | 65 |
| #5 | disfuntion | +0.58 | 55 | 63 |





