








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3898 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6234 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6514 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4402 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2766 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $710,444 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fade#31 | 8 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Dylo | 6 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | [P]ugg | 5 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dylo | +3.63 | 81 | 54 |
| #2 | fade#31 | +2.57 | 72 | 71 |
| #3 | Pardon | +2.37 | 71 | 70 |
| #4 | [P]ugg | +2.07 | 70 | 58 |
| #5 | ℤ𝕡𝕏 | -0.79 | 43 | 63 |





