








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 721 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 425 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 234 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 110 matches | ||
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11921 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 49,733 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14503 | 29% |
| Smokes | 12573 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 12091 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 10566 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,545,897 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 586 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dylo | 54% | 248 |
| #2 | fade#31 | 52% | 161 |
| #3 | Pardon | 51% | 142 |
| #4 | dryk | 48% | 238 |
| #5 | Kr4m$* | 48% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dylo | +5.19 | 84 | 62 |
| #2 | fade#31 | +4.42 | 77 | 75 |
| #3 | Pardon | +4.35 | 61 | 69 |
| #4 | dryk | +4.12 | 82 | 69 |
| #5 | NESS | +2.54 | 73 | 60 |





