








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1850 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 922 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 161 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11860 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,491 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12204 | 26% |
| Smokes | 11876 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 12474 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 9937 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,516,202 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 834 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AEllingen | 54% | 130 |
| #2 | TaXeeLZ | 54% | 212 |
| #3 | Ms.Sex | 54% | 71 |
| #4 | vaniixx | 53% | 72 |
| #5 | Prof.Dr.Feinfinger | 52% | 183 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prof.Dr.Feinfinger | 878 | 0.23 | 25 min |
| #2 | Clarki | 427 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #3 | JUANツ㋛ | 389 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #4 | TaXeeLZ | 353 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #5 | vaniixx | 294 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Freak | +1.73 | 75 | 60 |
| #2 | JUANツ㋛ | +1.73 | 72 | 58 |
| #3 | Prof.Dr.Feinfinger | +0.92 | 77 | 69 |
| #4 | TaXeeLZ | +0.07 | 66 | 66 |
| #5 | Ms.Sex | -0.06 | 77 | 61 |





