








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1343 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 829 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 180 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10998 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,979 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9908 | 24% |
| Smokes | 11638 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 10586 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 9847 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,175,549 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 273 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Freak | +2.34 | 77 | 57 |
| #2 | Carsten - The King | +2.00 | 56 | 68 |
| #3 | HerO | +1.90 | 55 | 70 |
| #4 | dfg | +1.25 | 40 | 83 |
| #5 | TaXeeLZ | +1.03 | 69 | 69 |





