








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 549 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 148 matches | ||
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2875 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,925 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2484 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2191 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2049 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1201 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $653,193 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keheveli | 48% | 191 |
| #2 | radekbonk11 | 48% | 23 |
| #3 | Sniffaister | 47% | 123 |
| #4 | Luokkala | 47% | 199 |
| #5 | Anpuja | 46% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Sniffaister | 47% | 123 |
| #4 | Luokkala | 47% | 199 |
| #5 | Anpuja | 46% | 177 |
| #6 | Boldis | 44% | 16 |
| #7 | r a g e p l a y | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keheveli | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Luokkala | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Anpuja | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Sniffaister | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anpuja | 444 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #2 | Luokkala | 430 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #3 | Keheveli | 353 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #4 | Sniffaister | 149 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | r a g e p l a y | 77 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anpuja | +1.47 | 82 | 66 |
| #2 | nappe | +1.28 | 85 | 65 |
| #3 | Keheveli | -0.10 | 75 | 64 |
| #4 | Luokkala | -0.73 | 65 | 67 |
| #5 | r a g e p l a y | -1.21 | 68 | 58 |





