








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 900 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6113 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,675 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2439 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1850 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2495 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2891 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,101,299 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 171 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SCHNEE | 67% | 79 |
| #2 | Seep | 63% | 49 |
| #3 | Paazzi | 63% | 177 |
| #4 | wingheart | 63% | 192 |
| #5 | Ryu | 59% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Finnly | 12 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | wingheart | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | harryzoN | 6 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | Paazzi | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | SCHNEE | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SCHNEE | 369 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #2 | wingheart | 347 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | harryzoN | 191 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | Finnly | 113 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Paazzi | 94 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRiiTRii | +3.46 | 70 | 45 |
| #2 | Finnly | +3.16 | 80 | 52 |
| #3 | SCHNEE | +2.80 | 66 | 76 |
| #4 | wingheart | +2.40 | 75 | 51 |
| #5 | Paazzi | +2.18 | 82 | 55 |





