








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 455 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 289 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5286 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,002 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5753 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2922 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 4104 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3223 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,136,904 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 781 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [Hellsing] Alucard #NoAim | 73% | 40 |
| #2 | luXs | 60% | 35 |
| #3 | darken | 56% | 101 |
| #4 | exitinG | 55% | 29 |
| #5 | Disco-J | 53% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | TRiiTRii | 50% | 58 |
| #8 | NEVER-PEEK Shraid (NEVER LUCKY) | 48% | 56 |
| #9 | Tobi | 48% | 27 |
| #10 | MUCHO GUSTO | 46% | 99 |
| #11 | flEX | 35% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MUCHO GUSTO | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | darken | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | luXs | 4 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | TRiiTRii | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | NEVER-PEEK Shraid (NEVER LUCKY) | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MUCHO GUSTO | 315 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | darken | 216 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | NEVER-PEEK Shraid (NEVER LUCKY) | 153 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | exitinG | 123 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | flEX | 110 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | harryzoN | +1.45 | 88 | 63 |
| #2 | TRiiTRii | +1.44 | 75 | 46 |
| #3 | darken | +1.21 | 84 | 58 |
| #4 | NEVER-PEEK Shraid (NEVER LUCKY) | +0.95 | 82 | 78 |
| #5 | MUCHO GUSTO | +0.10 | 66 | 63 |





