








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 213 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 113 matches | ||
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4199 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,717 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1453 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2277 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1936 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2051 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $972,817 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 183 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | {Bro} Hendunger | 58% | 130 |
| #2 | 0nk3lz | 55% | 207 |
| #3 | GhostW4RR1OR | 54% | 52 |
| #4 | Private Kiwi | 53% | 70 |
| #5 | [Unex] spreGGo | 52% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | GhostW4RR1OR | 54% | 52 |
| #4 | Private Kiwi | 53% | 70 |
| #5 | [Unex] spreGGo | 52% | 31 |
| #6 | Your chance winning this: ‰ | 50% | 28 |
| #7 | Mr. No Eco ;) | 50% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0nk3lz | 11 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | {Bro} Hendunger | 11 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Private Kiwi | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Mr. No Eco ;) | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | GhostW4RR1OR | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0nk3lz | 324 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #2 | {Bro} Hendunger | 300 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | Mr. No Eco ;) | 101 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | GhostW4RR1OR | 100 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | [Unex] spreGGo | 86 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GhostW4RR1OR | +2.91 | 71 | 68 |
| #2 | guardian | +1.56 | 78 | 51 |
| #3 | Your chance winning this: ‰ | +0.57 | 51 | 70 |
| #4 | Private Kiwi | +0.08 | 49 | 50 |
| #5 | {Bro} Hendunger | -0.02 | 64 | 66 |





