








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 567 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3786 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,262 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5241 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5158 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3792 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4071 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,329,669 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [GR-3] | Osman2000 | 52% | 27 |
| #2 | BIG XANTARES | 50% | 30 |
| #3 | iroh | 49% | 95 |
| #4 | |HTD| Wizball | 47% | 88 |
| #5 | PinkFluffyUnicorn | 43% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PinkFluffyUnicorn | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | joybozz | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | iroh | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | |HTD| Wizball | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | BIG XANTARES | 2 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joybozz | +1.89 | 58 | 53 |
| #2 | iroh | +1.54 | 77 | 52 |
| #3 | Shanks | +1.45 | 71 | 69 |
| #4 | BIG XANTARES | +0.63 | 71 | 62 |
| #5 | [GR-3] | Osman2000 | -1.10 | 25 | 73 |





