








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 1,961 | |
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
134 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 447 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 113 | 25% |
| Smokes | 128 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 92 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 114 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $20,573 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Franku | 1 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Franku | 69 | 0.37 | 2 min |
| #2 | Matte | 29 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | Kripps | 17 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #4 | Frippen | 12 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #5 | MiniMaleN | 6 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kripps | +2.93 | 73 | 52 |
| #2 | Matte | +2.66 | 44 | 78 |
| #3 | mullboy | +1.64 | 62 | 72 |
| #4 | Franku | +1.01 | 64 | 63 |
| #5 | Frippen | +0.48 | 70 | 70 |





