








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 159 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1154 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,279 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1790 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1398 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 964 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1127 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $466,346 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Un | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | MonkeyDy | 66% | 32 |
| #3 | LOVER | 58% | 57 |
| #4 | LoTuS | 57% | 92 |
| #5 | mathiaz | 55% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | MonkeyDy | 66% | 32 |
| #3 | LOVER | 58% | 57 |
| #4 | LoTuS | 57% | 92 |
| #5 | mathiaz | 55% | 44 |
| #6 | Overdozze | 54% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOVER | 6 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | MonkeyDy | 6 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | LoTuS | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Overdozze | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | mathiaz | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Overdozze | 239 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #2 | LOVER | 207 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | LoTuS | 151 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | MonkeyDy | 137 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | mathiaz | 44 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Overdozze | +2.17 | 59 | 83 |
| #2 | mathiaz | +1.83 | 83 | 55 |
| #3 | LOVER | +1.13 | 56 | 67 |
| #4 | LoTuS | +0.44 | 59 | 61 |
| #5 | MonkeyDy | +0.34 | 67 | 72 |





