








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 319 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 122 matches | ||
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




129 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4895 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,736 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6306 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5975 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5145 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4310 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,139,766 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 145 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Overdozze | 310 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #2 | LoTuS | 178 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | ApouKinG | 145 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | MonkeyDy | 136 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #5 | Mat4Shell | 124 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOVER | +3.86 | 63 | 64 |
| #2 | Overdozze | +1.62 | 62 | 84 |
| #3 | mathiaz | +1.36 | 83 | 54 |
| #4 | LoTuS | +0.01 | 58 | 64 |
| #5 | Mat4Shell | -1.36 | 46 | 44 |





