








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 351 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 286 matches | ||
| Faceit | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4486 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,498 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5266 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4644 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4321 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3267 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,826,692 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 442 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J Hus | 64% | 44 |
| #2 | Coulio | 52% | 227 |
| #3 | Diggi | 52% | 411 |
| #4 | Nemm Genesis | 52% | 342 |
| #5 | imex | 52% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ballen | 17 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Diggi | 6 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Nemm Genesis | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Coulio | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | J Hus | 4 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Diggi | 2035 | 0.23 | 63 min |
| #2 | Ballen | 1358 | 0.15 | 37 min |
| #3 | SebbeXN | 444 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #4 | Nemm Genesis | 399 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #5 | Coulio | 229 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J Hus | +3.73 | 79 | 74 |
| #2 | Diggi | +2.51 | 73 | 82 |
| #3 | Constaant | +1.22 | 58 | 69 |
| #4 | imex | -0.17 | 73 | 55 |
| #5 | Coulio | -0.56 | 59 | 58 |





