








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 865 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 307 matches | ||
| Faceit | 82 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4367 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,061 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3252 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5297 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5342 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5170 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,585,751 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 193 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J Hus | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | Nemm Genesis | 54% | 140 |
| #3 | Diggi | 53% | 180 |
| #4 | Constaant | 52% | 227 |
| #5 | Ballen | 52% | 194 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Constaant | 52% | 227 |
| #5 | Ballen | 52% | 194 |
| #6 | El Gato Preto | 49% | 45 |
| #7 | SebbeXN | 42% | 45 |
| #8 | Fillan2g | 41% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ballen | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Constaant | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Diggi | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Nemm Genesis | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | El Gato Preto | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Diggi | 912 | 0.23 | 28 min |
| #2 | Ballen | 661 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #3 | Constaant | 613 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #4 | Nemm Genesis | 172 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | J Hus | 107 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J Hus | +2.79 | 79 | 77 |
| #2 | Diggi | +2.72 | 73 | 83 |
| #3 | Constaant | +0.99 | 59 | 69 |
| #4 | Coulio | +0.60 | 58 | 64 |
| #5 | Ballen | -0.35 | 65 | 66 |





