








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 341 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 607 matches | ||
| Wingman | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5650 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,982 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4399 | 17% |
| Smokes | 9032 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 6169 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6382 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,739,555 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 211 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Masterst4r | 52% | 67 |
| #4 | Jan1z | 48% | 172 |
| #5 | ✪ Floppy<3 | 48% | 75 |
| #6 | Luxevi | 44% | 84 |
| #7 | Linara | 40% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Masterst4r | 192 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | Jan1z | 189 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #3 | ✪ Floppy<3 | 182 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | YanniKoff | 75 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Luxevi | 34 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Masterst4r | +4.90 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | ✪ Floppy<3 | +3.60 | 71 | 69 |
| #3 | Jan1z | +0.71 | 71 | 56 |
| #4 | YanniKoff | -0.15 | 61 | 63 |
| #5 | Yoda with AK | -0.63 | 51 | 60 |





