








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 371 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 151 matches | ||
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2760 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,128 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2939 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2293 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2261 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1635 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $721,757 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 279 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Budget Xyp9x | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | 21taantaN | 71% | 65 |
| #3 | MouhyeB | 65% | 49 |
| #4 | Tornf4lk | 59% | 268 |
| #5 | Bot Finn | 59% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Bot Finn | 59% | 131 |
| #6 | MrCastle | 57% | 175 |
| #7 | recantly | 57% | 114 |
| #8 | ✪ Pabl0 | 53% | 49 |
| #9 | Joon_Jon ジュンジョン | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 21taantaN | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Tornf4lk | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | recantly | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | MouhyeB | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | MrCastle | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tornf4lk | 995 | 0.18 | 25 min |
| #2 | Bot Finn | 604 | 0.22 | 17 min |
| #3 | MrCastle | 443 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #4 | recantly | 252 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | MouhyeB | 151 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joon_Jon ジュンジョン | +2.08 | 67 | 50 |
| #2 | sherwood | +1.77 | 89 | 61 |
| #3 | ✪ Pabl0 | +1.08 | 76 | 60 |
| #4 | Bot Finn | +0.85 | 72 | 81 |
| #5 | MouhyeB | +0.81 | 68 | 63 |





